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Barbarossa Barbarossa Born: 2074 Family: Adopted daughter of Finbar Dunbar. One twin sister, Barbarella. Early life: Nothing is known about Barbarossa’s biological parents. She was found together with her sister, tucked snuggly down in a whisky crate on the doorstep of The Ruddy Boatswain. When Finbar Dunbar picked them up in his strong arms, Barbarossa gave him a slap and her sister smiled at him. So, to reflect their different personalities, he gave them the nicest names he knew, Barbarossa and Barbarella. Career: Finbar Dunbar and his pirate friends did a great job of raising the two girls. The sisters are very devoted to their adoptive father and help him out at the Ruddy Boatswain as much as they can. Barbarella takes care of the entertainment and Barbarossa is the most feared bouncer in the free world. It is widely believed that they also assist their father in secret pirate business, but no-one dares suggesting it in the open, since Finbar and his two colourful daughters take the pirate business very seriously. Misc: Barbarossa is very proud of her thighs as they can snap any man’s neck in a split second. |
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