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Egghead3000 Egghead's log-in screen. Egghead is a PA (personal assistant) application that plugs straight into your hippocampus to avoid unecessary wiring and security breeches. Egghead is inpenetrable. You can safely store all your personal information, mails, codes, notes, and much more, away from prying eyes. Features: Memory enhancement, instant access to mail, diary, notes, in your brain. Egghead3000 also includes a very helpful backup-service that stores everything, including all your brain functions, memories, etc, on MegaSmooth's servers. The slogan: "Forgot your car keys? We'll help you find them!" awarded MegaSmooth's pr(opaganda) department a Gold Turkey Award for best slogan of 2108. Security Issues: MegaSmooth claims that Egghead in inpenetrable. In fact, they claim it's so secure that Willie Gates VII's himself uses it. Surpricingly that is true. However, they have chosen to say nothing about his slightly odd behaviour since he got Egghead3000 (beta 3.599) installed. They also have no idea that Not-So-Jolly Roger has cracked little Willies password and thus made his innermost thoughts fair game for all pirates to see. Have a peek into Willies brain here: http://www.egghead3000.com Misc: Oh, yes, I almost forgot... The Egghead PA application is brought to you, courtesy of MegaSmooth Software - your friendly software provider. |
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| Not-So-Jolly Roger Join Not-So-Jolly Roger in the year 2108 and help him and his fellow pirate friends to make life hard for the annoyingly omnipotent Willie Gates VII who rule the world with his evil corporation MegaSmooth Software. |
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